nobodyhere
2008-02-13 17:11:16 UTC
Who, for example, would be MORE American than Barack?
He's like Jack Armstrong, All-American Boy (a '50s thing; we wouldn't understand).
But some people come close--
Sylvester Stallone
Issur Danielovitch (Demsky (we know him as Kirk Douglas)
Martha Kostyra (we know her as Martha Stewart)
Mladen Sekulovic (Karl Malden)
Lawrence Tureaud (Mr. T.)
Demetria Guynes (Demi Moore)
Dino Crocetti (Dean Martin)
Doris Von Kappellof (Doris Day)
Roy Scherer (Rock Hudson)
Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr. (Muhammad Ali)
Jennifer Anastassakis (Jennifer Anniston)
Alphonse d'Abruzzo (Alan Alda)
Patricia Andrzejewski (Pat Benatar)
Eric Weiss (Harry Houdini)
Christina Ciminella (Wynona Judd)
Tadeus Wladyslaw Konopka (Ted Knight)
Walter Matuschanskayasky (Walter Matthau)
Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou (George Michael--Not EVEN American-he's British!-but with a name like that he would make a good American!)
James Osterberg (Iggy Pop!!!)